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Duke Cannon Big Ass Bar Body Soap-Outdoor Green Victory-17538
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Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Body Soap - Green Bar

Smells like Outdoors, fresh mowed lawn, and of Victory

The Duke Cannon Supply Co. Big Ass Brick of Soap is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean and smell good without using feminine shower gels and accessories. True to its name, our soap is big (10 oz.) And will last much longer than the chick-sized bars in your local grocery. It also smells awesome (clean, fresh scent with a hint of grass) and contains steel cut grains for maximum gripability. If you enjoy activities like drinking american beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you.

Made in the USA

EME Price $6.99

Part #: SOAP-OUTDOOR
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Specifications:

You can’t miss it ! This bar weighs in at more than a half pound and is the size of a small brick !!! 3x larger than the average chick soaps.

Medical Insurance Liability Disclaimer: Don’t drop this bar in the shower on your toes.

Weight: 10 ounces / 0.283 Kilograms

Dimensions: 4.75 x 2.5 x 1.75 inches / 12 x 6.4 x 4.5 cm


To be honest with you, Duke Cannon would rather take a swift kick to the junk than spend all day on a computer. So he hired an intern to handle all this new age nonsense.

Before you waste your time and ours with simple questions, check out the FAQ's below:

Frequently Asked Questions - FAQ’s

BTW, we also include Answers to the Questions…

Your soap is so big, it doesn’t fit in my soap holder.

Actually, that’s not a question. Stop bitching and build yourself a new holder, son.

No, seriously, the soap is so big I can’t get in my cracks.

Again - not a question. Take your knife out and cut yourself a crack-slice.

What are the ingredients in Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap ?

All natural tallow soap base, coconut oil, water, hard work, fragrance, and steel cut oats.

The hand soap contains real volcanic pumice, so don’t use the hand soap where the sun don’t shine.

Do the soaps come individually packaged ?

This is America. Duke Cannon don’t skip any steps here. Each brick of soap is individually packaged and hand stamped.

What does this soap smell like?

The soap smells like a man should – clean and fresh. Trust us, the ladies in the office think it’s a manly scent. There are four body soaps and one hand soap to choose from.

Will using Duke Cannon cure me of mangina ?

It will certainly help, yes.

Will using Duke Cannon soap get me laid ?

Son, you have us confused with a popular brand of shower gels. Their “effect” promises greater attention from “eager and attractive young females.” And if you believe that load of BS, you are a complete d-bag. Please leave our site now. Our soap gets you clean, not laid. You should be able to take care of that yourself.

Will this soap help me ride my motorcycle farther, faster and longer while smelling my best ?

YES.

Who is Duke Cannon?

He is the man you wish you were.

Features

Euro MotoElectrics is very proud to offer you a manly soap - the only hand and body soap brand used and approved by BMW motorcycle owners in all 50 states !

DUKE CANNON soap isn’t for everyone. And quite frankly, he prefers it that way.

This is HIS soap – not for the MOST interesting man, but almost. If you can fix most anything, this soap is for you.

And even if you can’t, but want to, this soap can help you do what must be done.

After all, Duke Cannon doesn’t dine with vegans and he could give a damn about your new i-Pad. Duke Cannon comes from a different era--an era when men had a greater purpose than building spreadsheets and spending their Saturdays at Banana Republic or Japanese-brand motorcycle dealerships.

In Duke’s time, men pursued meaningful endeavors. They worked with their hands on their own motorcycles and their man caves. They took pride in the things they built, not the things they bought. And the mindset was simple: real men wanted to win, not find the “win-win”.

And then the whole metrosexual trend came and screwed men up even worse.

Now exists a generation of men who have spent more time in a Pottery Barn store than a hardware store. Hell NO.

Stop purchasing your hygiene products at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Be a real man.

Needless to say, the DUKE CANNON SUPPLY COMPANY is not a big fan of this trend. It’s time for man to devolve, not evolve.

Show off your manly soap off at the next rally or campout.

Great as reward for your deserving man-body, or any other male friend that is just as deserving of a reward

Just don’t call it a gift.


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