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Duke Cannon Heavy Duty Hand Soap with Pumice

Smells like clean should smell and makes your hands look clean too!

Duke Cannon doesn't spend all day typing emails on a laptop. And he damn well sure has never gotten a manicure. His hands build tangible things like motorcycle engines and two story decks. And hard work makes hands dirty. That's why Duke Cannon offers a heavy duty hand soap, a rough cut brick formulated with pumice to clean the hands of hard working men. It is modeled after heavy duty soap supplied to GIs during the Vietnam War. Like all Duke Cannon bricks of soap, this one weighs in at a hefty 10 oz., almost 2x the size of other pumice soaps.

Made in the USA

EME Price $6.99

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You can’t miss it ! This bar weighs in at more than a half pound and is the size of a small brick !!! 3x larger than the average chick soaps.

Medical Insurance Liability Disclaimer: Don’t drop this bar in the shower on your toes.

Weight: 10 ounces / 0.283 Kilograms

Dimensions: 4.75 x 2.5 x 1.75 inches / 12 x 6.4 x 4.5 cm


To be honest with you, Duke Cannon would rather take a swift kick to the junk than spend all day on a computer. So he hired an intern to handle all this new age nonsense.

Before you waste your time and ours with simple questions, check out the FAQ's below:

Frequently Asked Questions - FAQ’s

BTW, we also include Answers to the Questions…

Your soap is so big, it doesn’t fit in my soap holder.

Actually, that’s not a question. Stop bitching and build yourself a new holder, son.

No, seriously, the soap is so big I can’t get in my cracks.

Again - not a question. Take your knife out and cut yourself a crack-slice.

What are the ingredients in Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap ?

All natural tallow soap base, coconut oil, water, hard work, fragrance, and steel cut oats.

The hand soap contains real volcanic pumice, so don’t use the hand soap where the sun don’t shine.

Do the soaps come individually packaged ?

This is America. Duke Cannon don’t skip any steps here. Each brick of soap is individually packaged and hand stamped.

What does this soap smell like?

The soap smells like a man should – clean and fresh. Trust us, the ladies in the office think it’s a manly scent. There are four body soaps and one hand soap to choose from.

Will using Duke Cannon cure me of mangina ?

It will certainly help, yes.

Will using Duke Cannon soap get me laid ?

Son, you have us confused with a popular brand of shower gels. Their “effect” promises greater attention from “eager and attractive young females.” And if you believe that load of BS, you are a complete d-bag. Please leave our site now. Our soap gets you clean, not laid. You should be able to take care of that yourself.

Will this soap help me ride my motorcycle farther, faster and longer while smelling my best ?

YES.

Who is Duke Cannon?

He is the man you wish you were.


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